INTERVIEW : FOOL'S GOLD

JULY 23, 2010 | THE SUMMIT | COLUMBUS, OH

PHOTOS BY JOHN DANNER

It was yet another sweltering hot evening in Columbus, OH.  The summer heat felt like it had taken residence inside The Summit. Everyone in attendance seemed to be radiating fire, not only from the warmth but from sheer excitement for the impending show. 

John Danner and I found the members of Fool’s Gold, attempting to cool off next door at Cafe Bourbon Street.  They were all energetically chatting amongst themselves, frequently wiping their glistening brows. I introduced myself to lead vocalist Luke Top and former Columbus resident and saxophone master Brad Caulkins. Luke was sporting a pastel tie-dyed tee-shirt and sharp straw fedora,  Brad a simple white v-neck.  I kept staring at him, I had an inkling we had met a few years back.

KP: Let’s see, where should we start out? I have so many questions for you guys.

Luke: Uh oh.

Brad: I hope they’re saxophone related.
(laughs)

KP: That’s something I’ve never seen back here, is a saxophone on a stand.

Luke: Oh really? Well this is the owner of that instrument.

Brad: It’s true, it’s true.

KP: That’s pretty funny.

Brad: Funny how?

KP: It’s just random to see because I was in an orchestra in high school so I haven’t really seen instruments on stands like that since high school.

Brad: Flashbacks.

Luke: She’s not calling you immature.
(laughs)

KP: [Brad], you were born and raised in Columbus, [Luke] moved here from Israel correct?

Luke: I moved to the general United States, not Columbus.

KP: Right. Did you move to LA?

Luke: More or less, yeah. California.

KP: How old were you when you moved?

Luke: Three.

KP: So how have both of your experiences effected you musically?

Brad: In general?

KP: Yeah in general. Like say, you were born and raised in the midwest and you moved to the United States, has that effected your music at all?

Luke: You go first.

Brad: You go first.

Luke: Um, well, definitely the most obvious thing at play in our music is the usage of Hebrew as the sung language, the main language that’s sung in the group. Yeah I guess growing up in a Hebrew speaking home and kinda subjugating that into my system and then allowing it to come out later in life, I guess, would be the way I’d…maybe reaching out backwards and forwards at the same time to something that was simmering my whole life. Definitely the Hebrew’s a big part of the band, and you know, just this kind of yearning for meaning and identity that happens when a kid like me moves to the States from somewhere so heavy and far and associated with so much history and so much politics. So many ideas come to mind when you think of Israel. Yeah I think these days I’ve found a personal channel to Hebrew in this band that isn’t influenced by religion, politics, history, and all these other things. I mean obviously there’s links but, I feel like I’ve found a personal channel to this history that I have, arbitrary history that I have.

Brad: Because you weren’t even really speaking much before…

Luke: Yeah.

Brad: I mean, you speak it, you knew how to, but it was more like a decision in singing in the band kind of a thing right?

Luke: Yeah. I mean I’m interacting more with Hebrew now than I probably ever have in my whole life.

KP: What about you? Do you think the Midwest has influenced you?

Brad: Sure! I mean, this town specifically has always had a really vibrant music scene, and from the time that I got out of high school I was immediately playing at Bernie’s and at Stash’s and the places where I would go see bands through high school and through college and there was always at least a couple dozen great bands. I don’t know what the scene is much like here now. I know some bands from here but then there are bands like Monster Truck Five and Pretty Mighty Mighty and Earwig and all these people that were 8-10 years older than me that were so open and just wanted to have more young people come into the scene and were really supportive. Having a community like that around me has just encouraged me to continue doing it and moving to LA and immediately finding out how to do that in LA.

Luke: Meeting a bunch of confused Jews.
(laughs)

KP: When did you move from Columbus?

Brad: About three and a half years ago.

KP: Okay, cause you look reaaaally familiar.

Brad: Yeah, likewise.

KP: I think I’ve probably met you somehow cause I’ve been here for seven years.

Brad: Oh really?

KP: Yeah.

Brad: I used to work here. I worked at Bourbon Street for three or four years.

KP: Yeah that’s probably why. I used to come do karaoke on Sundays.

Brad: I did that as well. I worked karaoke night for a couple years.

KP: That’s what it is, now I remember.

Brad: I used to live basically next door at the ugly, tan, stucco, Spanish-looking apartment building right there. The Tropicana? Maybe you’ve heard of it. Yeah, and worked here for awhile while I was playing in The Sun.

KP: So how did you guys meet?

Brad: I was brought to the band by a percussionist that is no longer playing with us all the time. He’s always in the community. Orpheo, I played with him in another band, and a friend of ours, John Webster John’s in LA and I got a call randomly to
come to a rehearsal that night to play a show the next day and I didn’t know any of them and I barely knew Orpheo. Like I’d play a couple rehearsals and a show with him. We just sort of hit it off and he was like, “Yeah you’re cool, it’s fine.”

Luke: I don’t even think we said a word to each other before playing music.

Brad: No.

KP: Wow.

Luke: We played music, that came first.

Brad: Yeah, Lewis had some charts. But the charts are just like, you do this and you do this for nine minutes, listen for this thing or whatever. But he had a couple things written out and we just played through some songs and shook some shit or whatever. I remember that first show was like an echo or something.

Luke: A lot of guys kind of met that way. Through rehearsal, even on stage. Which is something relatively unique to the band I guess, cause we never had to like, put an ad out on Craigslist or anything like that. It was kind of open door policy that we had. And due to this open door this gentleman came in and he’s been with us ever since.

Brad: I won’t leave.
(laughs)

KP: And now it’s come full circle. You’re back in Columbus.

Brad: I know, it’s great.

Luke: Full circle implies finality.

Brad: Oh yes, now we’re gonna spin our wheels.
(laughs)

KP: How many people do you have with you tonight playing?

Brad: Six.

KP: I know it’s max of what, 11 or more?

Brad: It’s been 12, 14.

Luke: It fluctuates.

KP: I was wondering how you guys were gonna fit that many people on the stage.

Luke: Six is a pretty common touring number that we have.

Brad: We started with eight about a year ago when we started traveling, and it’s just been this sort of really organic thing of, well we can’t afford to take everybody and people just can’t afford to go, so we’re lucky that it’s been very little conflict. There’s some hangups, like we had to replace one of our most important members on this tour but it works. It’s kind of made the band different and better in a lot of ways.

Luke: I think we’re a little more of a solid actual band than we ever have been in the sense that the first year or so it was a free for all kind of thing. Now that we’ve been touring basically since September nonstop, I think we’re starting to actually be a band.

KP: You guys hit SXSW this year too, didn’t you?

Luke: Yeah, we’ve gone twice.

KP: How was that?

Luke: Amazing.

Brad: It was great. Last year was great and then this year was like, just more. We were playing some really amazing shows. It was really, really fun.

KP: There’s a lot of people here who went to SXSW who are coming just because they saw you at SXSW and they liked you guys.

Brad: Oh, wow. What’s the writer from here that I’ve never met? Deville? Chris Deville?

KP: Yeah.

Brad: Writes for the Alive?

KP: Yes.

Brad: Someone had sent me something and we were one of his favorite bands from that. That was really nice, I didn’t even know the guy. Yeah that was really, really fun. And we got to meet Bill Murray.

KP: Yeah I heard he was just hanging around! Being kinda weird.

Brad: He did like a little half dance to our set.

KP: Really?

Brad: Mmhmm.

Luke: We were all in shock on stage. One by one, all going and turning gray and noticing him in the audience.

KP: Did you talk to him at all?

Luke: I didn’t.

Brad: I didn’t really. I was there with two bands. I was there with my other LA band, Jail Weddings, and somehow my band mates just became his buddy. They were just rolling with him for like all four days that we were there. He had this private sprinter van with a bar on it. They’re the reason that he came to our show.

KP: Wow, that’s awesome. I heard he’s really elusive and he doesn’t like to do interviews. I just read one in GQ where he just up and left in the middle.

Brad: That’s funny.

KP: Let’s see, what’s been the most challenging aspect of touring, especially with so many people, I know you said that six is the standard, with members from other high-profile bands that have other touring schedules?

Luke: I think at this point everyone in Fool’s Gold basically is in Fool’s Gold.

KP: Really?

Brad: Yeah. There’s only a little bit of conflict with Foreign Born, but that was last year. Our lead guitarist has another band that’s not very active, so we do a lot more touring. Other than that, there hasn’t been too much conflict.

KP: That’s good.

Luke: Like I said, it’s becoming more of a regular lineup with that number six spot being a little wonky.

Brad: We’ll get him to quit his job eventually.
(laughs)

Luke: More or less, he’s the only one holding out with a job. That’s why he’s not here. He’ll be touring with us through the end of the year.

Brad: It’s more like general life things that get in the way rather than specific other band conflicts. It’s just like, “Well, do I give up this apartment?” or “I hope work lets me go” or “Maybe I’ll just let that job go.” It’s kind of just general life things that musicians in LA or any other city deal with once you really want to start to travel.

KP: That’s understandable. Were you surprised at how quickly your band became recognized? It seemed to blow up pretty fast.

Brad: It did?

Luke: That’s interesting… (laughs) I don’t know. I mean we’ve been a band for about four years and for me it seems very naturally paced. It didn’t seem like a shocking jump or anything.

KP: You started out playing for friends parties and stuff right?

Luke: Yeah. The whole first year we were doing that kind of thing. Obviously, it was very gradual. But at the beginning we didn’t realize this was gonna be a band that has albums and tours and does all that. So it’s been a long path, that we’re still on. It feels pretty gradual. But, that being said, the response has been incredible since our record came out. More than I imagined for music that’s slightly strange. That aspect of it’s amazing. The fact that people are accepting us in any way is pretty amazing.

Brad: And just looking back at the last year, how much we’ve gotten to travel.

Luke: We’ve had hundreds of shows this year, as opposed to when we started it was like, one or two shows a month.

KP: What’s your creative process like when you sit down and write?

Luke: I guess lately Lewis and I have been meeting three times a week and working on demos together. And then we flush something out, and then the band gets together, which we’re still kind of wanting to do.

Brad: We love all of the songs that we play, but we’re all desperately wanting some new material.

Luke: We have a lot of stuff, we have a lot of ideas. Playing in a band and touring just kind of excels your approach to music writing altogether.

Brad: Now it’s kind of being written for the lineup that we have now. It’s not like writing shaker parts for everybody. We know that we’re not gonna let everybody do whatever the hell they want on every song. It’s like, alright we know that we have this keyboard and this saxophone and different guitars or whatever. Maybe it’s more focused to what we know we’re gonna tour with.

Luke: I think being on the road so much and everything has really increased our grasp of what it is we’re doing. So I think the next record’s gonna be so much better. We’ve been working on stuff when we have time and it already sounds incredible. I think the idea is we’re gonna do some tours on new stuff and then go to the studio. Maybe at the beginning of next year.

KP: I can’t believe how fast this year’s gone.

Luke: Yeah, I know. At this end of this summer our record will be out a year, in September. Kinda nuts.

KP: That is crazy. What’s your favorite city to visit? Or what has been your favorite city?

Brad: On tour? Or as a tourist?

KP: As a tourist or on tour, whichever you prefer.

Brad: On tour, New York. Paris. I love Austin, Texas.

Luke: It’s funny, we see so many cities through the windows of a van so our impressions of a city are through the people that come to the shows. It’s a really interesting way to get a feeling for a place. Paris has been really good to us, and we have a week in between tours. Some of us are gonna go try to travel a little bit. I’m going to Paris and Brad’s going to Portugal.

Brad: After coming through exotic Columbus, Ohio again.

Luke: I think I wanna have a better feel for Paris.

Brad: It’s difficult seeing cities. We were in Europe for all of April this year and France for two weeks of it and probably in a dozen cities, and really saw maybe two of them. So frustrating. It’s really beautiful countryside and the people are amazing, but it’s the worst way to see a city.

Luke: But also, on the flip side, it’s awesome to see. You really get a sense of the character of a city by the people that come out. In certain cities you’re blown away by what people are bringing to the table, and some cities are just really sleepy. New York, Chicago.


Brad: It’s really only the places where like, places like New York and Paris and Austin where there was a festival or you might have more than one show. Those are the places that you really get to know, “Oh, I really like this place, I might come back here.”

Luke: There’s quite a few. There’s maybe a dozen cities that feel like Fool’s Gold home. London, Chicago, Vancouver.

Brad: Yeah Vancouver’s really good to us. And Quebec City, I had to go back there again.

KP: So you’ve been on tour since September? Any insane stories?

Luke:There’s a lot of stories. (laughs) Yeah, there’s a lot of stories. It goes with the territory I guess.

Brad: McDonald’s at three in the morning. Taking naps.
(laughs)

Luke: It’s cool cause everyone in the band, it does feel like a family. It definitely feels like a functional family.

Brad: No one’s gotten arrested. Nothing really crazy has happened. Other than like, I can’t believe how many people were at that show. And how amazing this city was we’ve never been to before. Those are kind of the most extraordinary things
that have happened on the road. We’ve been really lucky. No tragedies or crazy management situations have reared their heads. [knocks on wood] Cause it’s happened to all of us I’m sure in other bands.

Fool’s Gold self-titled album is available through IAMSOUND records.

Mad props to my Autumn intern JANE BRUCE for transcribing this interview for me!

INTERVIEW : BEAR HANDS

JULY 13, 2010 | CIRCUS | COLUMBUS, OH

PHOTOS BY ED LUNA

The summer sun had already scorched Columbus and the night was just as unforgiving. I found myself constantly wiping my brow and regretting my choice to don jeans as I approached the venue at around 9pm.  ”I’ll be the guy with the purple hat,” stated the email from Bear Hand’s Ted Feldman.  I spotted him outside along with bandmates Dylan Rau, Val Loper, and TJ Orscher.  They looked exhausted, having barely made into town for the show due to major van trouble.  Photographer Ed Luna suggested that we grab some calzones just down the street.  Their eyes brightened at the mention of food, and we wandered down the half block to D P Dough.  

I sipped on my icy cola as the boys and I chatted and waited on the food. I kept staring at Val’s arms which were covered in some of the most beautiful tattoos I’ve seen.  We didn’t have much time before they had to get on stage when we settled in the back patio of Circus.

KP: Well, first of all, I’d like to know about the whole van disaster today.

Dylan: Well, I was asleep in the back. Ted and TJ were going through a drive-thru at a fast food restaurant and I demanded that we stop at the mart to buy some snacks because I was kind of more in a gummy bear mood. So then, once we stopped the car, then we went inside and try to be some candy and then this kind of hick-ish dude like, “Hey, your radiator’s leaking, I’m worried about you guys, how far are you driving?” And we looked at it and it seemed problematic.

Val: It was spewing — like somebody peeing.

KP: Really?

Val: Yeah, it was just like blrggggghh! We’re like, “Ohh, that’s just not okay!”

Dylan: So, we went to a truck repair place and spent $112 on a part and got it fixed.

Val: But it took us like 3.5 hours.

KP: I was worried you weren’t going to be able to make it tonight.

Val: So were we.

KP: So how long have you guys been on this tour?

Dylan: About 10 days, this is the last show.  We’re ready.

KP: You guys are from New York? Were you all born and raised in New York?

Dylan: No, Ted was born and raised in New York. The rest of us were born and raised in Connecticut. We lived in New York for probably about five years or so.

KP: So what made you move to New York?

Dylan: Times Square.

[laughter]

Ted: Lights, pretty lights.

Val: We had a lot of friends who live there.

Dylan: We heard a lot of songs, saw a lot of movies about it, so we thought it was cool.

KP: So how did you guys meet?

Ted: Dylan and I went to college together at Wesleyan in Connecticut. And I knew them separately.

Dylan: I knew them from playing in bands back in the day.

KP:So you guys are all original members, right?

Val: Mm-hmm.

Dylan: There’s never been another member.

KP: There is a lot of time between your Golden EP and the 7-inch that you just released —

Dylan: I know.

[laughter]

KP: What happened in between that time?

Dylan: Touring. We toured a lot. We went to England a bunch and I don’t know. Made a lot of new friends.

KP: Would you say your creative process changed between that EP and this 7-inch?

Val: Creatively, maybe not, but I would say sound-wise, most definitely.

KP: Where do you get your inspiration? What do you listen to or what are you inspired by? Who or what?

Dylan: I don’t know. I guess my love life inspires some of the songs. Current events, news stories, that kind of thing. Things you just see when you’re walking around. And other people’s lives. Little mini-tragedies from people that you know, you know? The things that you talk about with your friends. I don’t know. That kind of stuff, I guess. I don’t try to grow vegetables in an infertile patch.

KP: So what is your creative process like?

Ted: Usually he comes in with some…

Dylan: Some bullshit.

[laughter]

Ted: Some crock of shit and then I take that little crock of shit and clean it up into a little diamond and these guys cut it up and we sell it at the store for way overpriced.

Dylan [bites into calzone]: I have a little MIDI thing that I record music on at home with my computer…

Val: I feel like all you’re going to hear in silence is chewing.

KP: Well, it’s all going to be transcribed, so it’ll just be whoever I send it out to…

Val: Chewchewchew, chompchomp.

KP: What are the next steps for you guys? Are you recording a full-length right now?

Val: We’re almost finished today. Mastered, done. Artwork we’re finishing texton it this week and it’s going to be out in October.

Dylan: It’s on Cantora Records. And it’s called Burning Bush Supper Club. Those are the facts.

KP: Are the two songs from the 7 inch going to be on that?

Dylan: Yeah.

KP: Good. When I was listening to the EP vs. the 7-inch, I really liked the change you guys had in the sound.

Val: Well, the full-length sounds drastically, drastically different.

KP: Really? How would you describe it?

Ted: It’s more in the vein of the EP.

Val: The new songs have a lot more drum machines, keyboards, just more experimentation with sounds. A lot less of a straight-ahead rock sound. More diversified.

KP: I know people like to label bands lately, like label people’s sounds. Like, chillwave’s a big one —

Val: We are not chillwave.  [laughter]

KP: Chillwave’s a big one. Lo-fi, all that shit. If you had to label your sound in a compound word, how would you do so?

Ted: Calzone-fi I don’t know.

Val: Low-brow.

KP: Low-brow?

Val: Uh, yeah…

Dylan: Yep.

KP: What’s it like touring in a band together?

Ted: A lot of repetition.

Dylan: Making the same joke over and over again.

Val: Sleeping. Smoking pot and sleeping.

Ted: Trying to find a good rest spot.

Dylan: Counting how many cute girls are at each show.

Ted: We have fun, though.

Dylan: We check in to make sure we’re having fun. If we’re not, we alter our course.

Ted: If the show’s not working out, we just go somewhere else. We usually do that about once a day. [laughter]

KP: Have you had any crazy stories from this tour?

Val:  We were on tour with our buddies from Scotland called We Were Promised Jetpacks. Just getting into lots of shit with them every night. Getting really drunk. I got wrapped in bubble wrap at my friend’s house in Chicago a couple days ago. She’s moving back to New York and we’re like, “Well, we don’t want to let all this bubble wrap go to waste. We might as well wrap each other in it.”

Dylan: We got to see Smashing Pumpkins too.

TJ:  Our friend who is tour managing the Jetpacks, Esteban. Awesome guy, by the way. He’s friends with the new guitar player and totally hooked us up. It was surreal.

KP: Where’d you see them at?

Ted: Forecastle Festival in Louisville.

KP: Yeah, they were just in town a couple days ago.

Dylan: They’re doing everything. They’re playing everywhere.

Ted: They’re touring like a rock band tours.

Burning Bush Supper Club is due to drop on November 2nd.  Make sure you try to catch them on their next tour.  High energy show, very sweet guys. 

INTERVIEW : SMALL BLACK

JULY 12, 2010 | THE SUMMIT | COLUMBUS, OH

PHOTOS BY JOHN DANNER

I couldn’t believe how hot it was.  Even with the fresh rain, I felt as if I was inhaling steam and exhaling a rainforest. I could feel my hair growing bigger with the increasing humidity. I cringed at the thought of stepping inside the greenroom at The Summit.  It had been a bit ripe back there for the last interview.

A few moments after being sweetly greeted by Josh Kolenik and Ryan Heyner of Small Black, we stepped into the greenroom, freshly painted black.  The dark walls couldn’t distract from the wretched stench of (what I assume was) a dead animal or mold or maybe both.  The Summit is in a transitional phase, and Small Black even commented on how “raw” the venue seemed to keep things.  We joked around for a bit before I was introduced to band members Juan Pieczanski and Jeff Curtin as they entered the room. The boys had chosen to watch D2: The Mighty Ducks before I arrived, and it provided a silly soundtrack to our interview….

KP: Do you guys wanna talk about Mighty Ducks in the interview?

Ryan: We should.

Josh: I never have seen Mighty Ducks, I’m gonna be honest.There’s all this nostalgia for D1 and D2, I don’t think I’ve seen them.I know about Goldberg.

Juan: D1 is sick.

Josh: I once did a keg stand with Joshua Jackson.Yeah, at a party in Chelsea.

Juan: That’s a good story, you should open with that.

KP:So yeah, tell me about how you did a keg stand with Joshua Jackson.

Josh: I was walking around Chelsea, in New York, and I saw this big party.There was some crazy rockabilly band, and I had just gotten off work so I just crashed the party by myself.I was feeling kinda weird cause I didn’t know anyone.I was eating a bunch of bar-b-que and drinking beers.I went to get a beer and Joshua Jackson is like, “Bro, can you help me?”[laughter] So I held his leg while he did a keg stand.I felt like, you can’t pass up a chance—

Juan: Did he hold your leg?

Josh: Yeah, yeah.

Juan: Wow, you got to touch him.That’s pretty awesome.

Josh: Yeah he was very handsome.

[laughter]

Jeff (enters): You guys talking Ducks?

Josh: Talking Joshua Jackson.

Josh: Which is like talking Ducks.

ALL:Quack, quack quack.

KP:  So you guys are based in Brooklyn right?

Josh: Yep.

KP:Did you grow up in the city or did you end up moving there from somewhere else?

Josh: I grew up on Long Island, which is the suburbs.

Ryan: Juan and Jeff are from DC, and they went to school in New York.

KP:Where’d you guys go to school at?

Juan: Columbia.Me and Jeff did.

Josh: I went upstate.

KP:Where at in upstate?

Josh: Colgate University.

KP:In your opinion, what’s the best thing about being a band in Brooklyn?  Or the worst thing, whichever you prefer.

Josh: I think it’s pretty amazing to be a band in Brooklyn.There’s so many places to play.There’s so many other cool bands to play with, and you meet and kind of be inspired by.I don’t know, you can’t beat it.It’s not competitive at all, it’s really positive.

KP:I've kind of heard it can be competitive.  Well I've heard from different people, I guess it's how you take it, isn't it?

Josh: Yeah.

Juan: Yeah, it doesn’t feel competitive at all.We’re just friends with all the bands.

Josh: I don’t feel any sort of competition.

KP:That’s good.  So, what was your creative process like for the EP that just came out?

Josh: Ryan and I, we did most of it at my uncle’s house on Long Island, just in an attic.We spent a lot of last winter there.Juan and Jeff joined the band and we’ve been working on stuff with them.

KP:Is this the Uncle Matt that’s infamous?

Josh: Yeah, that’s him.

photo via Small Black’s Myspace

KP:  So speaking of Uncle Matt, what’s your favorite Uncle Matt story?  Isn’t he in the video for Despicable Dogs?

Josh: Yeah it’s just all him.My favorite story about him?I could get really deep right now…

KP:He looks like an interesting character.  Like he looks pretty rad.

Josh: Yeah he’s kind of a legend on Long Island.Like when you go to- the story I’ll tell is kind of in regards to that Long Beach is kind of like his turf where he hangs out.Whenever I go with him to the beach everybody’s like, “What’s up Matt?”We went for the video, and he ran into four or five people he knew in the winter on the boardwalk.

Ryan: Yeah he’s kind of like a celeb.Yeah, in Long Beach.

Josh: So, many years ago, he’s like this very gentle, nice guy on top of that.There are a couple senior citizens homes on the boardwalk down there and my uncle just randomly helped this old woman with something, I forget exactly what it was.She said to him, she was like, “You’re so nice.I’ve watched you on this boardwalk for 20 years.”Cause he’s been there his whole life.She’s like, “And I always thought you were this very nice guy and everybody knew you and I’m very excited to meet you.”And she told him she remembered the car he had exactly when he was like 25.

KP:Wow.

Josh: Yeah, it’s amazing when someone’s been in a place for so long and been that deeply engrained into the culture there.

Ryan: Or just sort of the impression that he made on her, having not even talked to her.That’s something.He has that effect on people.

Juan: I think a good story too is when we were shooting the video and that surfer—

Josh: Oh, that was amazing.

Juan: We were just shooting on the beach and this guy—

Josh: You’ll see there’s a guy in the video surfing and he comes out and shakes my uncle’s hand.

Juan: And he was just like, “I made that board.”

Josh: Yeah and so the board he was surfing was a board that my uncle made.We went there and shot for like a half hour.

Juan: He makes really awesome surf boards.He designs them.

KP:Yeah I saw those in the video.  So he’s in New York?

Josh: Yeah, yeah.

KP:  I don’t connect surfers with New York that much.

Ryan: Long Island is like huge surf community.Yeah it’s like the whole southern part of Long Island is all beaches.Rockaway Beach.And they’re beautiful beaches.

Josh: There’s like a total surfer culture at Rockaway Beach.There’s a new taco stand there that’s really really good.

Ryan: Oh really?Like on the side of the road?

Josh: Oh, it’s the best.It makes you really want to go to that beach.

KP:For the tacos?

Josh: Yeah, and they’re within walking distance, so you just sit down and when you get hungry you walk and go back to the beach.

Ryan: What’s the best place to eat out here?

KP:  Hounddog’s Pizza, that’s what I recommend everybody.

Ryan: Really?

KP:Yeah..

Ryan: So good pizza?

KP:  This is a common theme in all my interviews.  Everybody asks about the food and I always end up talking about Hounddog’s. But you have to get it with the smokin’ joe’s crust cause they pour garlic butter all around the crust.

Juan: We had some garlic butter today.Have you heard of Papa John’s?

KP: Yeah.

Juan: Yeah we had some of his garlic butter today.

Josh: (laughs) Yeah have you of, uh, Papa John’s?We had some of his garlic butter today.Very, very fancy.

KP:Well I must say, Hounddog’s garlic butter is leagues above.

Ryan: Okay.

KP:How supportive have your families been about your creative endeavors?

Josh: 100%.

KP:That’s good.  I’ve heard different stories from different bands.

Ryan: Really?

KP:Parents don’t believe in them until they get in some medium that they’re familiar with, like New York Times or something like that.

Juan: Yeah I think all our families are real supportive.They’re super stoked.My mom came to our show in DC and she was standing on a chair in the back going, “Yeaaahh!!”We were playing with Washed Out.

Josh: I definitely did a shoutout to your mom.

Juan: Yeah, she was flipping out.

KP:Weren’t you guys the backing band for Washed Out for awhile?

Juan: Yeah.We toured with him.So we would play, and then he would go on and do some songs by himself, and then we would join him.

KP:That’s cool.

Juan: Backing band, we don’t know how we feel about that term.

KP:Well, that’s how I read it online.

Josh: We were helping a friend out and it was good for both bands.

Ryan: It was fun, and his tour was really amazing.

[D2 gets loud in the background]

Juan: Sorry, we didn’t turn down Mighty Ducks 2.

KP:  It’s getting pretty rowdy. Tell me about your South by Southwest experience.

Ryan: It was hell.

Josh: It was pretty rough.

KP:Really?

Josh: We played fourteen shows in four days.I was really sick the entire time.By the last night I was just a total wreck.

KP:And the weather was pretty bad for the last day right?

Ryan: It was freezing.It was the coldest day they had seen in like ever. It was also shitty because of the fact that our van died on our way into Austin so we were without a van the entire time.

Josh: We were just a burden to every person.

Juan: We had to get Uhauls and stuff.

Josh: We had to arrange 14 separate shows in four days without having a car to do it.

Ryan: Yeah it was bad.But it was a lot of fun.

KP:It was fun but, brutal?

Juan: Beach Fossils beat us on the shows.

Josh: I think they played 16 times.

Ryan: Yeah we thought we’d played the most shows of any of our friends but I guess Beach Fossils played more.

KP:And how many days is SXSW?

Josh: Four. Wednesday through Saturday.

KP:That’s a lot.  As a band I don’t know if I could do that.  As a person I could definitely do that.

Josh: It was pretty fun.If I didn’t get sick I think I wouldn’t have thought it was so brutal.

KP:How much impact has press from Pitchfork, Spinner, and other prominent music outlets had you guys?

Josh: I mean we’re here ya know?We got signed to a record label and it’s all just very lucky.

KP:When did you sign?

Josh: February or March.

Ryan: Beginning of the year.

Josh: Then they re-released our original EP and we’ll put a full length out within the fall.

KP:Do you know the release date for that yet?

Josh: Kind of, but it could change.

KP:What was it like integrating the two new band members?  How did you guys meet these guys?

Jeff: We met a few years before.

Josh: Yeah we played in another band.Jeff used to record with our friend Shane, produced our Old Man stuff, and we met him through that.Then he played on one of our records.Juan and Jeff were playing projects for years.

Juan: We’ve all been working on a lot of music together, and this project started doing really well so we thought, let’s focus on this.Which is how I think a lot of stuff happens these days.Like with all the internet stuff, it’s so quick, everyone’s friends and playing and something just starts to take off.

Josh: Yeah like the Real Estate guys.

Juan: Yeah, exactly, they’re all in other bands.And everyone has heard all their other stuff too.

KP:What are you guys listening to now?  Bands that you guys are excited about.

Josh: The Dream.

Juan: OneOhTrix Point Never.

KP:Where are they from?

Josh: He’s in New York now.It’s like drone electronic music.

Juan: Some people call it “O-ne-Oh Trix Point Never,” it’s all spelled out.You should check it out.

KP:Yeah, definitely.

Josh: I’m really into the new Plies single.(laughs)You know that guy?He’s a rapper.It’s really absurd.It’s called “Hey Bra.”

KP:Hey Brad?

Ryan: Hey Bra.(laughs)Is it “bra” or is it “bro?”

Josh: Bra.Yeah it’s kind of the most annoying and also most amazing song.

Juan: You should embed the youtube video right into the interview.

(I would have embedded a video, but I couldn’t find one for Hey Bra)

KP:Maybe I should.  But I also heard you guys like the Miley Cirus “Party in the USA.”

Ryan: Oh yeah, that’s a classic.

Josh: I DJ that every time I play.I didn’t put it on my playlist but you reminded me.

KP:  I heard Wild Nothing on there.

Josh: Yeah that record’s really good.

KP:  I saw them open up for Neon Indian and it was really amazing.

Josh: Nice.They did that tour in New York too.

KP:Touring in a band you get pretty familiar with each other pretty quickly.

Juan: Oh yeah.

KP:So what’s your favorite band van activity?

[laughter]

Juan: Oh wow.We can’t reveal that stuff.

Josh: Basically we just make really offensive jokes the entire time.

Ryan: For hours, it’s pretty bad.

Josh: We all try to be Eddie Murphy.

Juan: Not specifically offensive in any particular way, more generally offensive.We kind of tackle everything.

Jeff: We just like pretending that we were on the set of all the movies that we’ve ever seen and just talking about how great all the people were to work with.

Juan: Oh yeah that’s another great one.We have a lot of bits.Just how great of a work experience it’s been being on set with these people.

[laughter]

Jeff: We spend a fair amount of time doing this.Like, just the level of commitment these guys have to the roles.

KP:Well what’s your favorite movie that you like to do bits for?

Josh: The Room.

Ryan: Oh, The Room!

Josh: It’s a fantastic film.It’s kind of universally regarded as one of the worst movies ever made, but it’s hysterical.

Juan: It’s so entertaining, though, and lively, that you just-I’ve seen it like 10 times, he bought it.

Josh: I got it on my computer.In the first 20 minutes there’s just like three completely extraneous sex scenes with the same characters and it’s always this really bad Boyz II Men rip off behind it.

Juan: And the director is the star.The director funded it, directed it, produced it, made the whole movie, and he’s in all these sex scenes where he’s like—

Josh: There’s one scene of his butt thrusting that’ll scar you.

Juan: He’s super ripped too.It’s really very creepy.

KP:Maybe I should find a YouTube clip of that too.

Josh: You should put in the famous roof sequence.

KP:The roof sequence?

Josh: Yeah.When he says hello to his friend Mark.

KP:I’m gonna have to watch this movie to fully understand what you guys are talking about.

Ryan: It’s hard to explain but it’s just, if you like to watch bad movies just for them being bad this is in the top three.

Juan: “Oh, hi Mark.” (impersonating the film)

Ryan: It’s really really really awful.

Juanan: “I did not hit her, I didn’t hit her.I did not hit her.”(again)

(laughs)

(See youtube video of The Room here)

Josh: I wish you could convey that in text how funny that is.

KP:Maybe I’ll sound clip that for you.

Juan: Oh no, please don’t.(laughs)

Ryan: Do it, do it.

KP:  I got Bear in Heaven talking about, it was actually in relation to Hounddog’s pizza, and their tour manager had apparently been “offered felatio” in exchange for a slice of his pizza. [laughter] So, John from Bear in Heaven was like, “What’s felatio?”  And then that ended up turning into falsetto, and that went up into them going, “Felatiooo,” singing it.

Ryan: Wow.

KP:Yeah it was pretty great.  So that might have to be a sound clip for the interview.

Jeff: Taken out of context, bassist Juan Pieczanski says, “I did not hit her, I didn’t hit her.”

KP:Well, I’ll put the clip from YouTube in there to justify it.

Juan: Oh, you’re killin’ me, please don’t put it in.I didn’t sign anything.

(laughs)

KP:  If you have time to kill in a city, what do you like to do?  If you’re wandering around.

Josh: We just like to go to thrift stores.

Jeff: Record stores.

Juan: Craft stores, yeah.

Josh: Hang out on the corner.See what happens.Go race some hot rods.

Juan: We break into pools.

Ryan: We did that in Bloomington, that was fun.

Juan: That’s always a good one.

KP:Breaking into pools is always a great time.

Josh: One time there was a hot tub at the pool and it felt like the Exxon Valdez had spilled in it.It was super slimy.

Katie: Ewwww!

Juan: The coating in it would stay on you for awhile.

Ryan: It stung your skin.

KP:Like body oil.  Probably some bodily fluids in there as well.

Josh: It’s actually a hippie pool and it’s all patchouli.

Ryan: It’s a pure patchouli pool..

KP:A patchouli pool?  I actually spent a weekend at a hippie fest last weekend and it was just like patchouli everywhere.

Juan: How’d that go?

KP:It wasn’t bad cause I was with a good group of friends and we had a campsite way in the back of the woods away from everybody.

Ryan: Which festival?

KP:Blue Heron Festival in Sherman, New York and Rusted Root was the headliner.

Josh: We were just talking about them today.

Juan: Did Disco Biscuits play?

[laughter]

KP:No.

Juan: Have you been to Camp Bisco?

[laughter]

KP:Should you explain?

Juan: Oh Camp Bisco is this like yearly festival that’s kind of organized around Disco Biscuits.It’s just a gathering of Bisco-heads.The gathering of the Bisco-heads.Bisco-heads you know, jam-heads, jam band.

KP:Yeah that’s pretty much what it was.  There was a drum circle.  They had two main stages, they have a main stage and then they have a dance stage and then they have the drum circle and I remember the first night that I was there completely off my mind, we’re walking back through all the campsites and we just come upon this drum circle and people are like beating the drums like banshees, and this huge bonfire and it looked like some kind of sacrificial ceremony.

Juan: That’s some Burning Man shit right there.

KP:Yeah it was crazy, and I was out of my mind too.  I was just like, “Let’s just go back to the campsite.”

Juan: I can definitely see Travis at Burning Man.

KP:Travis?

Josh: Travis from Pictureplane.

KP:  Oh!  I thought you meant like, Travis the band.

Juan: Oh no, although we can talk about them also.I admit I really like some of their stuff, and I got made fun of for a while.I like it.

KP:They got some good tunes.  Do you guys have any crazy stories from this tour at all?  Other than breaking into pools and getting covered in film.

Juan: That night was one of the craziest nights.We hung out with our label people who were really fun and stayed up really late.

Jeff: Mainly we’ve just been listening to the Grateful Dead in the car a lot.

Josh: That’s really all we do in the car.We have Sirius radio and we just listen to the Grateful Dead.

KP:They have a pure Grateful Dead station?

Ryan: Yeah, 24 hours.

Josh: I never listened to it until our last tour.

Juan: So you haven’t listened to the Grateful Dead?

KP:Not, I mean just singles—

Juan: You haven’t gotten like, 10 hour sessions.

KP:  I’m thinking I should.  Probably just get weirder.

Josh (about D2 where the kids are dancing in hockey masks): This scene is just outrageous right now.

Jeff: You know what I just realized?Danny from the Sandlot is in this movie.I had no idea.I did not remember that.

Juan: They’re having a really good time.

Jeff: Yeah, I mean Emilio was just so good with those kids.He was really great on the ice too.

[laughter]

Josh: I think what’s crazy is that there’s a real hockey team called Mighty Ducks.

Juan: That came out of this.

Josh: It emerged from the D2 movement.

Juan: Where they good at all though?You know about sports.

Josh: I think they were good.

Small Black are embarking on a national tour this October.  Their first full length, New Chain, is being released on October 26th through Jagjaguwar.  Want a hint of the new stuff? Take a listen to "Photojournalist"  here.

10-22 Baltimore, MD - Golden West

10-23 Washington, DC - DC9

10-24 Raleigh, NC - Kings Barricade

10-26 Atlanta, GA - Drunken Unicorn

10-27 Tallahassee, FL - Club Downunder

10-28 New Orleans, LA - The Saint

10-29 Austin, TX - Emo’s Jr.

10-30 Dallas, TX - The Cavern

11-01 El Paso, TX - TBA

11-02 Phoenix, AZ - Trunk Space

11-03 San Diego, CA - Casbah #

11-05 Los Angeles, CA - The Echo #

11-06 San Francisco, CA - The Independent #

11-08 Portland, OR - Holocene #!

11-09 Seattle, WA - Vera Project #

11-10 Vancouver, British Columbia - Media Club #

11-12 Salt Lake City, UT - Kilby Court

11-13 Denver, CO - Rhinoceropolis

11-15 Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle

11-16 Detroit, MI - Magic Stick

11-17 Cleveland, OH - Grog Shop

11-18 Toronto, Ontario - Mod Club ~%

11-19 Montreal, Quebec - Le Belmont ~%

11-21 Boston, MA - Great Scott

# with Young Prisms

 ! with Matthew Dear

~ with Delorean

% with Lemonade

News news news.

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING!

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Still interviewing interns.  Resumes due by Friday, September 10th.

Please submit intern applications to kp.tumblr@gmail.com.  Must be a Columbus, OH resident and be seeking internship for college credit.

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Here is an updated list of upcoming interviews. 

Delta Spirit - with illustrations by Melissa Francis
Small Black - with photos by John Danner
Bear Hands  - with photos by Ed Luna
Fool’s Gold - with photos by John Danner
The Freelance Whales - with photos by John Danner
Twin Sister - with photos by John Danner
Light Pollution - with photos by Ed Luna
The Morning Benders - with photos by Ed Luna
We Are Scientists - with photos by Brook Maikut

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If you live near Columbus, OH make sure to come to the first Jack in the Pocket curated show, featuring The Spooks!  Sunday, August 29th.